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Name: jayson
Country: United States
State: California
Birthday: 1/5/1983
Gender: Male


Interests: T&A...and not in that order!
Expertise: expert money maker...if your working, im not!
Occupation: Government
Industry: Other


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Member Since: 1/27/2004

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Wednesday, April 11, 2007

woo hoooooo

1 month and 26 days bitches!!! whooo hooooo!!! gosh darnit... its been a long time coming


Monday, June 19, 2006

oohhhh my

dood... i cant stay outta trouble! lets see... ive shown up to work drunk, ive been doing way too much drinking out here. i think after this week ima make it a sober sober weekend. So friday i showed up to work on time but i was still fucking drunk and it was a run day. so i was running and i couldnt keep up cuz i was soo dehydrated and i started to walk and at this point im reeking of alcohol from the sweat.... and surprise surprise i was recommended for an award that day by a two star general. Its kinda hard to understand but its not the time too reek of alcohol thas for sure. lets see... what else... ive got bitches knowing where i live... see i dont like that! cuz im a pretty paranoid person the fact that these bitches could possibly rob my ass or fuck my property up is a lil spooky... i got work in the morning and i still got a full nite of drinking with these strippers... WISH MY LUCK!!


Tuesday, June 13, 2006

F the army

dood i am soooo ready to get out the friggen army... i thought about staying too... but fuck it i cant stand this stuff... i want to do what regular people do... like when its hott outside i dont wanna wear a whole bunch of fucking gear that makes me even hotter... maybe its the heat finally getting to me...

 

355 days left and counting!!!


Monday, May 29, 2006

gosh darnit

i hate updating my xanga when im drunk but that what it always comes down too. So ive had a pretty decent week.... got the new 1000RR bitches!!! yeah its a big upgrade from my last bike. Lets see... my dad and mom have done a lot of riding together, which is really cute cuz my mom is scared to ride on a two wheeler. ive done minimal work and ive shown up late, and got NO punishment! its great! its like I run this shiet! i got my cable and internet working whic is an awesome neccesitty... and this one chick... oh my goodness... im getting the GREEN light from her... so its going real well with her. My roommate is outta town so ive got the whole place to myself and its been great. AYE!!! so this is my F----ing YANG.... yes? if YOU remember... YOU giving me the up lifting advise... i remember it... well goodnite my people that probably dont read my nonsense.


Sunday, May 14, 2006

a super duper drunk night

So tonite... i decided to get real wasted (like thats anything new)... but this night i had a motive. Well first of all id like to say that i was worked real hard this week. I mean it was now stop working... "DELGADO!!!!!! DELGADO!!!!!! I need you here.... DELGADO!!!!! do this.....  They were really pushing me, I was getting real angry and hating the fucking army. But of course i did the fucking work and went on about my buisuness. So the weekend came by and I tonite i was thinking the only way to get back at these mutha fuck@#* is to do some real shiet. In the army we have to rely on our leadership to make sure we dont get all super trashed and get DUI's. So they tell us before the weekends that if we ever get in that kind of situation that we should call our superiors for a ride home so we dont get into any serious trouble. So thats exactly how i was gonna get back at these bitches this weekend... I was gonna call them at the  wee hours of night and aske for a ride home.... So i drove out to the party destination and got plastered like i planed.... and didnt hesitate to call them (usually/most likely people dont call cuz there would be some reprecussion or however you spell it or you know what the hell i mean).... and these fuckers didnt pick up at 2 in the morning. And the one that did pick up thought i was fucking around... i said word for word "Aye SIR, man i fucked up and need a ride home... I'm two seconds away from gettin in my truck and driving home myself." he said he was gonna pick me up, but when i called him he was like "man i thought u were fucking around" HA! bitch...i cant wait till i get to snitch on your ass... he is suppose to be the numero uno person thas in charge of me and he failed as a leader. Yeah i made it home without the help of the people thas suppose to have my back... BITCHES! im sooooo looking forward to gettting the word out that u cant rely on these bastards.... i could care less if they decide to make me do push ups till i get out the army.... at least i proved that the system doesnt work.... WORD!

 

 

im still wasted by the way



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